India travels

I went to India to buy Love-in-Tokyo. In a country of over a billion people, having a simple purpose seemed a good idea.

To say that India is intense is an understatement. It has a fascinating history, stunning architecture, colorful textiles, noisy transport, smelly spices, dubious snacks, scruffy street dogs and of course all kinds of people. I bought bangles from a Tibetan refugee, was blessed by a hijra, a transgender, and discussed Saint Nicolas on an elephant with a Dutch family from Delhi.

So much to see, so little time. Our journey started in Delhi and lead southwards to Bharatpur, Agra, Jaipur, Jodhpur, Zainabad, Ahmedabad and Mumbai. We traveled mostly by train, which is said to be The Quintessential Indian Experience. We were stowed away on bunk beds far from the window, which was too small and dirty to see the landscape. We discovered that Indian trains can run seven hours late. On several occasions, the toilet of our first-class compartment had overflowed. I had just read about exactly the same circumstances in Gandhi’s 1917 book Third class in Indian Railways. At least, now that India is developing, shit affects all classes equally.

It’s a country of extremes. We wandered from the Delhi slums to the most expensive, colonial-style hotel for high tea. Not far from the crowded Taj Mahal we visited Keoladeo National Park, a peaceful paradise for ornithologists. I saw a Hindu funeral cheerfully headed by a brass band. I drank the most delicious lassie that made me incredibly sick. I found consistency too, like in the bobbing heads, bossy bureaucrats and ingenious ways of transport. Throughout India, fashion was dominated by traditional saris for women and glittery slipovers with earmuffs for men.

I had not yet scored the type of hair band known as Love-in-Tokyo when a customs officer stopped me on my way out of the country. He looked at my passport. “Great name,” he said. Then he wanted to know my occupation and whether I had written a book. Slightly bewildered, I mentioned its title. “Ah,” he sighed, “great book”.

Who wants love in Tokyo if you can get such a compliment in Delhi?

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